Actually, I don't have much of anything to say

Except that Diet Dr. Pepper really does taste more like regular Dr. Pepper. And the incentivizing quality of unlimited diet soda and peanut M&Ms should not be underestimated.

Male Prostitution Seems to Be My Only Option

when you wake up with this in your head it really makes you wonder what you were dreaming about. Also I have something to say...and it is that someone needs to teach me how to embed videos because I look like an incompetent Luddite person who must hunt and gather for survival.

I never believe Molly when she says crazy things...

...But she's always right. Or at least enough to keep you guessing.

• Cable-knit sweaters are not completely unrelated to fish that eat Irishmen's faces.
• Those stupid words that you have to type that look all wrinkled are actually wrinkled parts of books.
• Putting milk in cookie dough is not a bad idea. If you want to make the cookie dough into pancakes.